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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

he was so into it lol

When you’re bored out of your mind in the waiting room of urgent care and you go to text your best friend but you can’t because she has a new girlfriend and doesn’t talk to you anymore πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

octoberanytime:

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octoberanytime:

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jeffstockwell:

weekend getaway in YosemiteΒ 

"I really don’t like taking no for an answer"

zodiacsociety:

- Aries (zodiacsociety)

i’m home sick with strep and i’m alone and bored out of my mind waiting for my boyfriend to come home and he’s decided to go have drinks after work

dismemberd:

it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."

"Some days you will feel sad without knowing why. Like you lost something very precious but forgot what it was, or like you miss someone you never met."

- (via forbide)