it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
Corny jokes will be the death of me
"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"
"I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."
"Some days you will feel sad without knowing why. Like you lost something very precious but forgot what it was, or like you miss someone you never met."
"talk dirty to me"
"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
thanks for smashing the flowers all to hell, i forgive you because you’re cute